Author: Josh Kinal

Stay Tuned for Boxcutters

It's TV for radio on the internet.

Hosted by Brett Cropley, Josh Kinal and Ross McQueen, Boxcutters will take you on a tour through the world of television once a week.

While the team likes to think of it as broadcasting on the internet (because of the high ambitions of radio potential) the show will take the form more commonly known as podcasting (a.k.a. computer-magic radio).

Where can you find such a delightful chocolate-box of tasty nougat information about television, what's on it and how it could be better? Well, we haven't worked that one out yet.

We're recording episode one tonight and it will be available from tomorrow. As soon as information is made available I'll let you know. In fact, I can tell you that there will definitely be a link on this site. Just keep checking.

Listen to the first episode so when you get famous you can tell all your friends "they used to be better."

Whatever Happened to Manifest Destiny?

Dateline: San Diego, CA.
I arrived in California yesterday morning. Friends picked me up from LAX and we drove down to San Diego via a Carrows (sp?) restaurant. A note to Americans: Everyone thinks it's weird that you put maple syrup on your bacon and therefore you have no right to think it's weird that I put ketchup on my sausage and eggs (and pancakes).

One of the things I always notice about southern California is how much space there is out here. Everbody lives in these weird gated communities all huddled up together. Multi-level identical condos line the landscape in San Diego and it's all you can see from the highways. I couldn't get my head around it. There's so much land and so little of it being developed, so why is it so expensive? Why are the people here forced to live in overly buerocratic microcommunities where the idea of community is virtually non-existant like in some kind of anti-kibbutz?

Apparently there have been laws laid down. The state or federal government owns most of the empty land and it has been classified as state or national parkland. I have not confirmed this, I only know what I've been told. Maybe, if I'm not too lazy, I'll do some research.

So the idea is to disallow habitation on a lot of the land to force people into hyperexpensive high-density housing as an attempt to disuade more people from moving here.

That's right. It's now a case of: "Go west, young man, but don't stay too long because there's nothing for you there."

If only everybody knew this

This is a great article about the basics of design. It's the sort of thing that anybody thinking about designing their own website should read first, just to give them an idea of the sorts of things you need to take into account. The last thing you want is to end up with a website like Strategic Hedgemony, or whatever it's actually called.

Also, anyone who's ever been the client of a designer or intends to be the client of a designer should read Be Cooler by Design in this month's Fast Company magazine.

Thanks to Brainstorms & Raves and Web Pages That Suck for the links.

Clothes maketh the story

The Schappelle Corby case has been reopened in Bali today. While travelling there were a number of people who asked me about the case and what the feelings of the Australian people were. I struggled to find an answer that could sum up the confusion regarding her innocence. I watched the judgement as it was given and it seemed that she was guilty of a very specific crime. That crime was taking drugs through customs into Indonesia and therefor "importing" them into the country. The other charges were never even read and judgement was given on them so there's never been a definitive court ruling on whether or not the bag of wacky-tabaccy was actually hers and whether or not there was intent to import, distribute, sell or throw a massive down-key party.

Of course none of this really matters. The Corby family have, apparently, cashed in with Channel 9 and both parties should be found guilty of exploiting what must be a horrific experience for any Australian traveller.

And none of that matters either because all the Australian public cares about is what Schappelle is wearing today. Thankfully the article in today's Age, Corby faces court as case reopens, has that answer for us:

"Corby was caught in a media crush as she arrived at the Denpasar District Court today.
Wearing a white shirt and blacks pants, said nothing as she was taken through the melee." -- The Age

ET Phones It In

Whether or not this is true, it has to be the worst idea I've heard in a long time. Apparently Drew Barrymore has asked Steven Spielberg to oversee a new ET film.

No No No No No!

I doubt even ET could fix that ouch.

To be constructively critical, the magic that dazzled us in the first film is no longer impressive and it would take a killer script with some heavy emotion to make it seem like more than just a dash for cash. I'm sure there are opportunities for feel-good movies that involve original ideas rather than the desecration of our memories of a classic.

Link to article

Douglas Coupland was in town

After around 7 years of idolising his work and converting countless friends to his genius, I finally had the opportunity to meet Douglas Coupland yesterday. I was amazed at how many people had no idea who he was. I was so excited in the lead up to this weekend I was telling everybody and anybody what was going to happen. My joy and excitement was matched with blank stares and sorrowful glances. I think that people might have actually felt bad for me that I was excited about something or someone that they had never heard of. Just another curious way society works.

Douglas Coupland (always being referred to by the two names, not yet at the level of recognition attained by Steinbeck, Hemingway and Salinger) has always been somewhat of a litmus test for friendship. The friends I have kept over the years, the ones who keep popping up over time, the ones I will never lose, are those who are Coupland fans, whether or not I was responsible for their introduction. His books speak of life and the world as I know it. He magnifies existence through his method of taking reality, stretching and exaggerating it and then incubating it on paper to be digested as fiction. More than just storytelling and more than just social commentary, Douglas Coupland walks the line.

I'm glad to have been able to spend the two minutes I did with him. It's a rare opportunity and it was pricelessly encouraging.

The Red Wrist-Band Posse

The Evil Eye in the Public Eye

Remember back when Madonna was a Catholic? How come that never caught on as a wonderful new eye-opening religious experience? For those who aren't aware because they've been in some kind of a media-free cave and haven't ever accidentally wandered over to Defamer or been to a dinner party, Madonna became involved with the Kabbalah Centre a number of years ago.

If you've ever wondered why Madonna wears a piece of red string around her wrist, that's why. If you've ever wondered why she was adorning herself with phylacteries in the James Bond video clip, that's why. If you were even vaguely curious as to why Britney Spears was purporting to be "spiritual" a while back, before she was talking about how great it was to fuck while pregnant, then you'll not be surprised to know that she was friends with Madonna who, in case you've missed the entire point of this paragraph, has become involved with Kabbalah.

"...Only a select few righteous individuals and scholars such as Moses, Albert Einstein and Sir Isaac Newton have studied Kabbalah... Until now."
--Getting Kabbalah newsletter, June - September 2005.

Kabbalah vs Kabbalah Centre

So Kabbalah has become known as: "You know, that religion that Madonna is now." This is funny because when I was growing up it was very much just a part of a religion. Particularly Judaism. Even more particularly it was only for men over 40. Of course there were women who wanted to practice Kabbalah too and good luck to them. The reasons there were these restrictions on Kabbalah were because it was meant to be a mysticism so profound and forceful that there were very definite dangers of going insane if it was used incorrectly. If you have an image in your mind of some kind of Jewish peyote then you're close.

Recently these two brothers, the Bergs, and one of their wives (I'm guessing they have one a piece), decided that it would be a great idea to make Kabbalah accessible to everyone. They were, it will come as no shock to anyone, Americans. The USA, as everybody knows, discourages the practice of any kind of activity that may cause insanity... Unless there's a buck to be made.

This is where the Kabbalah Centre fits in. There's one across the road from where I'm staying in San Diego. I thought I'd go in and ask them a few questions. What is it about, how did it start and what is with the red string?

The red string is many things to the people at the Kabbalah Centre. The women who explained it to me told me that it was protection from the evil eye and that it was supposed to stop good people from doing bad things. "So it's kind of like a What Would Jesus Do band," I suggested, to help me better understand. "Exactly, it helps us remind ourselves that a man and a god should behave in the same way," came the reply. The way she answered implied more about humility and compassion than wrath and vengeance than is obvious from the reading. I guess I was hoping that the answer would involve some kind of explanation about Jesus not having anything to do with Kabbalah.

The answer I was given gave me more of a clue as to the nature of this new Kabbalah movement than ever before. One of the people at the Kabbalah Centre had to take a phone call and left me alone with a woman who, if I had to guess from her ethnic appearance, would have been born a Catholic. It turns out I was right.

In Sickness and in Health: A Guide to Religion Shopping

Angela, which may have been her name had I asked, had been very sick a number of years ago and was sure she was going to die. Even when she was better she was never really better. She started thinking about the point of life and whether or not it was worth living.

Angela had been born a Catholic but her family didn't hold it so closely anymore. Her mother practiced an Asian mysticism now and she was left with nothing to believe in. When she was sick, Angela lost her job and had to give up her house. She now had nothing to believe, nothing to live for and nothing to keep her there out of pure habit. She began searching.

Christianity, by which I took to mean some level of Presbyterian/Baptist form as opposed to the form she already knew, was her first port of call. It didn't work out. Then one day, while in the neighbourhood just like me, she decided to drop into the centre, just like me.

She found out about the energies and the light and discovered that the bad things, like her illness, homelessness and unemployment, were a result of her infliction of some kind of negative energy in the past. She can't remember what, where, why, or even if it was in this life, but it must be the case. This is what the Kabbalah teaches.

There are meditations in the Kabbalah Centre's take on the practice. These involve 72 names of God, as defined in one of the Kabbalah Centre's books The 72 Names of God. They're written in Hebrew but a knowledge of Hebrew is not required because one is only supposed to scan the text. This, as you can imagine, opens up the practice to many more people than ever before.

Angela explained the nature of the energies to me. There are seven energies that we can harness right here where we are. These are the seven levels of the chakra, according to her. Similarly there are three more energies above us. These, of course, are the father, son and holy spirit.

Religious Tech Support

I stress that I don't know if this is what the Kabbalah Centre teaches or if it was just Angela's interpretation. I do know that the Centre charges $US270 per series of classes. The classes are required to proceed to higher levels within the Kabbalah Centre. The classes are also available online at a much cheaper rate and if there are any problems you can call their "customer support centre".

Angela told me how wonderfully helpful their customer support centre was. She mentioned the word "customer" several times making it seem less and less like a religion the more she spoke about it. Maybe the intention is to make it less like a religion but it also sounded less spiritual.

I left the Kabbalah Centre with one basic message: the price of spirituality is quantifiable and measurable in dollars. What would Jesus do? Well, I doubt he would have charged for teachings. I also doubt he would have organised a call centre.

-- "Hello, Jesus Hotline, how can I help you who have sought to help yourself?"
-- "Yes, I'm having some trouble 'getting' humility."

I just don't see it.

Evil is an Anagram of Live (and other poignant moments)

On the other hand, Angela seemed so happy that it's hard to fight against the feeling that maybe the Kabbalah Centre is doing good work regardless of the founders' intentions. After all, the things they teach are based as much in blind faith as much as any other religion. That red string I mentioned? It can't just be any string but particularly string which is meditated on at the tomb of Rachel. I find its power just as plausible as the idea of transubstantiation.

The visit to the Kabbalah Centre raised a very important question for me: If a person is happy because they have found something that one believes will harm them more than help them over time, what responsibility does one have? If the person would be miserable right now if not for the thing that will ultimately hurt them, then where does that judgment fall?