RT @bronwen: Suspect I'm not the only Australian for whom a five-day week suddenly seems daunting.
I’m ready to go to sleep now. Finally.
RT @declanf: Who the fuck is this smiling arsehole handing out this award? #logies2014
Someone in my block is making bolognese. I’m going to hunt them down and invite myself over.
Waves of Cutilation http://instagram.com/p/nSLy3sDE01/
Can’t talk. Reading.
RT @TheOnion: New App Matches You With Others In Vicinity Who Wasted $2.99 On Same App http://onion.com/P9zaE1
RT @bridgetown: Portland should prepare to flip for Aussie comedic genius @Wil_Anderson! Bookmark his #bridgetown shows! https://t.co/9hwjU…