Wagner knows Alfred

Bruce Wayne carried Ms Madison while Alfred judges with the phrase "And so, in keeping with conventional wisdom, you've chosen to secretly drug your girlfriend."

Very few people can write Alfred as well as Matt Wagner. He has the droll, passive-aggressive and world-weary judgemental attitude down perfectly. Alfred has seen it all and remains unfazed by any amount of ridiculousness Bruce Wayne puts in his path. I'd love to see Wagner's take on Jeeves and Wooster.