Blog Post Titles I Abandoned

  • Makeup tips from Bette Davis
  • Today’s feet are tomorrow’s hands
  • Who would win in a fight between Penelope Pitstop and Ice T?
  • Cheese & Onion: Why is that a flavour?
  • 8 sandwiches to give you mouth AIDS
  • The right way to wear a novelty bow tie
  • Not a good smell for pets
  • Pants: Noun or Verb?
  • Precious Memories Extracted from War Criminals
  • Cat sizes vary more than dog sizes